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LYRICS:
My alarm goes off at 5am.
It's starting to make me sick.
Well, there ain't no use in complainin'
it's just time to suck today's dick.
I crawl outta bed 'bout a quarter to 6.
Stumble around for the light switch.
I won't move too slow.
I can't move too fast.
It don't matter how I move, I'm getting fucked in the ass.
Well, there ain't no use in complainin'
When ya work hard, cuz life's hard, ya wanna die quick.
So, I get on my knees each morning.
Because it's time to suck today's dick.
I drive to work every day, and watch the sun coming up.
The traffic crawls,
While I cup the balls, of another day's dick that's needing a suck.
Well, there aint' no use in complainin'
When ya work hard, cuz life's hard, ya wanna die quick.
So, i get on my knees each morning.
Because it's time to suck today's dick.
After a long, hard day, I get back in bed.
Around 9 o'clock.
Because on the other side of sleeping,
I know tomorrow is smiling,
It's waiting for me,
Stroking it's cock.
Well, there ain't no use in complainin'
When ya work hard, cuz life's hard, ya wanna die quick.
So, I get on my knees each morning.
Ya just gotta suck today's dick.
Well, there ain't no use in complainin'
Ya work hard, ya suck hard, it's a dirty old trick.
So, I get on my knees each morning.
Ya just gotta suck today's dick.
Because it's time to suck today's dick.
Ya just gotta suck today's dick.
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Poopoo Time
01:35
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I don't want to go poopoo right now... but it'll feel better if I did. Cuz i gotta make a poopoo. you know i really do. cuz it's Poopoo Time!
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Lemme Give Ya Some
01:22
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Oh Oh Gato and Mas, lemme give ya some of my food.
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The First Song Ever
02:30
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I opened up my new can of sardines, one sardine started talking to me.
I said to the sardine "how can I help you? I think you need someone to talk to."
"Give me a can of Pepsi. I need someone to help me. I'm locked up in a world of boredom."
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Mere Mortal New York, New York
Weird music from a weird dude. Have fun.
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